Degen, but actually safu.

A launchpad for memecoins where everything that matters is verified on-chain: no presales, dev buy announced before launch, burned liquidity, dev wallet in plain sight.

FACT: 98.6% of pump.fun launches end in a scam (Solidus Labs). Our answer isn't to promise — it's to stop asking for your trust: verify everything yourself.

DEGENSAFU

*** MANIFESTO AUDIT ***
PresaleNONE
Hidden taxes0
Dev buyANNOUNCED FIRST
Dev walletPUBLIC
LiquidityBURNED
Price promises0
Trust required0
SAFU DE VERDAD

The house rules

Three rules, zero exceptions

R-01

No presale

Everyone enters at the same price, on the same curve. The dev earns from creator fees and a declared dev buy — never from your pocket up front.

R-02

On-chain or it doesn't count

Every claim on this page is tagged FACT (verifiable, with a link) or OPINION (ours, said as such). If it has no hash, it's smoke.

R-03

Liquidity is untouchable

LP burned or locked with a published transaction. No mint, no blacklist, no pauses, no taxes that can go up.

Launch calendar

Coming down the curve

TokenTicker ChainStatusDate

DegenSafu launch · pump.fun (Solana)

Auditooor $AUDIT

An AI agent was trained on the dataset of 986 rugs out of every 1,000 launches. It broke. Now it compulsively audits EVERYTHING: the LP, the dev wallet, the dev's lunch. It can't stop. It won't stop.

Contract address
DOESN'T EXIST YET

⚠ The CA is published here and on our X at the exact same time on launch day. Any address circulating before that is a scam using us as bait. Auditooor would say it louder.

Auditooor — robot auditor with accountant visor and endless receipt

Transparency panel

FACT gets verified. OPINION gets argued.

Every green row is an on-chain fact with its verification link (the pending ones are filled in on launch day, with a hash). Every amber row is an opinion or promise of ours: treat it with the distrust it deserves.

FACTFixed supply of 1,000,000,000, standard pump.fun bonding curve. No mint authority, no freeze.verify → solscan (day D)
FACTPresale: none. The platform doesn't allow it and neither do we.how the curve works ↗
FACTDev buy declared BEFORE launch from a public wallet, visible on-chain.wallet + tx (published before day D)
FACTLP burned automatically upon graduating to PumpSwap.graduation tx (when it happens)
FACTDev income: creator fees pump.fun pays on volume + the dev buy. Zero taxes on holders.fees panel (day D)
OPINIONWe believe a compulsive auditor is the right character for this market. We could be wrong.the market decides
OPINIONThe Auditooor agent will post real audits of launches. That's a promise of ours: hold us to it.audits itself, obviously

The character

Audited 986 rugs. Never trusted anyone again.

What it does

  • Posts mini-reports in ticket format, 24/7, with real hashes.
  • Stamps SAFU DE VERDAD only on verifiable transactions.
  • Audits whatever you ask: the LP, the dev wallet, your fridge, your ex.

What you are

  • Junior auditor. The ritual: reply to any other launch with "and the LP?".
  • The inside joke: ask Auditooor for absurd audits and collect the tickets.
  • No promise of profit. Just the certainty that no one here can rug you.
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